Smartass & Sass January 2022 Box Review + Save 10% OFF

Smartass & Sass January 2022 Box Review + Save 10% OFF

Author: Carlene Pfeifer

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Smartass and Sass is a monthly subscription box filled with items that will make you laugh! It was started because the owners adore the products and the vendors who create them. They wanted to cultivate a collection of hilarious stuff while also creating a platform for awesome artists and designers to share their goods in a unique way. Each month you’ll receive hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass.

This Review is of the Smartass & Sass – *BOX* Subscription

What’s in a Smartass & Sass box:

*SHIRT-Only* Subscription – $19.95 USD/month

• Get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door. Unisex sizes XS-3XL.

*BOX* Subscription – $39.95 USD/month

• Get a monthly dose of sass! 6-8 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off. 

*BIG BOX* Subscription – $54.95 USD/month

• Includes the same 6-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month. Unisex sizes XS-3XL.

Smartass & Sass January 2022 Box Review: *BOX* Subscription

Each month your box will include an information catalog, detailing all the items inside your box, how to use them, and the companies that created them. The theme for the January 2022 Box was New Year, New B*ITCH.

“Heading back to the grind after the NewYear is always somewhat of a challenge. Swapping the pajama pants for the slacks again…sigh. Maybe throw these stickers on your laptop or water bottle to keep those resolutions front and center, or pull out that nifty-ass office kit when you’re in a pinch for some supplies.  Don’t forget to keep on course with your handy new weekly tracker.”   – Smartass & Sass January 2022 catalog

Calm Down – mist me face/body therapy spritz (3.5 fl oz) by Pinch Me Therapy Dough – $10.99 value

Whether you’re a busy mom running kids around, a badass lady boss, or just someone generally overwhelmed. This product is perfect to make you spot for a few seconds to take a much-needed decompression. This mist me therapy spritz reminds me of pulling a warm blanket out of the dryer as a kid and cuddling up on the couch enjoying every last moment of that warmth.  This soft, sweet, floral scent absorbs quickly into the skin, leaving no oily residue and making you feel like you just got a much-needed hug to keep you going!

Per My Last Email – desk accessories by Smartass & Sass – $9.95 value

Good things do come in small packages!  This witty and adorable office kit has everything you need to make your day successful.  The convenient compact sizing makes this set perfect to throw in your bag when you are on the go but still needs to be functional. I guess showing the slogan to your boss or coworkers is your discretion, but we all know that one person it pertains to!

Makeup Brushes by Smartass & Sass – $24.99 value

Girl, if you are rocking these makeup brushes, there is definitely nothing basic about you! These brushes are incredibly stylish in color and come with a trendy vegan bag in a beautiful navy color.  I always appreciate a soft makeup brush that doesn’t shed with use and these fit the bill perfectly. 

Reusable Snack Bags by ASOBU – $12.00 value

This set of 3 reusable food storage bags are a generous size that could easily accommodate the kids’ snacks (with the more appropriate slogan). The material appears to be easily wipeable, with a ziplock closure and they are dishwasher safe!!! Cause do we have time for anything that isn’t?! Or you can claim these as yours and yours only, and throw your mommy-only snacks in these and you are ready to dominate your day.  Remember, if the kids ask you for a bite just tell them they are “spicy”! And calories totally don’t count in these cause they are good for the environment!!

Careful What You Eat Condiment Ramekins by Smartass & Sass – $17.95 value

Restrictions are being lifted and entertainment is starting back up again! These adorable dip ramekins will definitely bring a laugh to the table and perhaps have your guests question your hosting skills…in the best way possible! I joked with my husband I might end up using these to put his daily vitamins in and he’s therefore been duly warned of my intentions…jk!

Get it Together Sticker Set by Smartass & Sass – $9.95 value

They had me at “making the best of this mess!” These thick, durable vinyl stickers will no doubt make a perfect addition to anyone’s coffee thermos, water bottle, or phone cover. The cute slogans are even kid-friendly but don’t stress, these stickers are for you only!

Sassy Bookmark Set by Letterpress PDX – $3.50 value

Throw a spritz of your therapy spray on, pour a cup of tea, grab your favorite book, and lock the door.  This is your time to unwind and dive into a literary masterpiece with the help of these 3 bookmarks to keep your place. I appreciate the sturdy paper, adorned in different soft pastel colors. So while your book might be heavy and serious, these cute bookmarks will keep your sasshole self grounded to who you really are!

2022 Weekly Tracker by Smartass & Sass – $9.95 value

New year, new you right? Meh, I don’t know about you but after last year, I’m just happy we all survived, lol! But that doesn’t mean I couldn’t use a little more organization in my life and I’ll take all the help I can get. This handy disposable tracker gives you a cute new sheet every week for your goals and habits and even reminds us wanna be green thumbs, to go water our damn plants! Now to start dreaming about what I’m going to write down in the little rewards box.

Smartass & Sass January 2022 Review – Verdict:

In my humble opinion, there are more than enough heavy events happening in our lives and I think we are all justified in granting ourselves a moment of relaxation and humor here and there.  This Smartass & Sass box is a perfect accompaniment to keeping your life light and upbeat but also organized and on point. Each product is well made and useful in function while ensuring it is both beautiful and snarky. This box is perfect for anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously and it’s a great reminder to smile a little more and stress a little less!